Another one bites the dust.......................

Oh yeah, welcome friends to puke fest '05. It's by invitation only, and it's B.Y.O.B (Bring Your Own Bucket) As a token of our sincere appreciation, we will give each of our guests their very own can of Lysol, bottle of gravol, as well as a plastic sheet to drape over themselves. Entertainment will feature the famous heave-ho, and sir-chuck-a-lot, as well as a special appearance from barf-a-rama. You and a friend can enjoy a 6 night 7 day adventure, with numerous visits to the big white telephone. If you act now, you will also receive at no extra cost your choice of toilet paper, as well as the critically acclaimed diet extravaganza, named B.R.A.T (banana's, rice, applesauce and toast) WOW!! What a deal my friends, look for a representative in a neighborhood grocery store/restaurant or any other public place inhabited by humans, you will be able to notice us, as we usually have very pale faces and are moving at superhuman speed to get in and out.

Yup, I've seriously lost it. My house reeks. My days and nights are spent by listening to the pitter patter of feet followed by a sound that cannot be duplicated in writing. This is just gross. Actually, beyond gross. I really do not think there is a word in the English language that can possibly describe the degree of disgust.

The Rotavirus is a very rude virus, that should inevitably be destroyed. Actually, any virus that causes this sort of havoc on the human body needs to be destroyed.
Die Rotavirus....die......................
LOL!!!

It's a very good thing that I am not afraid of vomit. I'm not it's friend, but it doesn't send me running when someone leans over to bark. God created us all with a purpose, right?!?!?!?

So here's the puke tally:

Alex :o)
Alyssa :o(
Robbie :o|
Kayla :o)
Mariah :o|
Mommy :o(
Daddy :o)

Stay tuned.....................................................

God Bless!!!